Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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