I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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