You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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