like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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