Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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