i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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