did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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