I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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