my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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