I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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