That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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