is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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