apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
