well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I would ride that face into the sunset
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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