Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
