she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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