In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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