if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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