Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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