Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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