Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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