Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Just cropdusted the office
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
