Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
your like the ambassador to my penis.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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