I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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