it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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