therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i barfeds in our rink
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
