Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Randomize
