Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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