But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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