So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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