Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Randomize
