NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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