tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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