I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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