Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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