i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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