Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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