I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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