Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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