I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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