we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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