I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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