They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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