There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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