so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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