Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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