i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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