i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
did you just send me my own nude
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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