McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Randomize
