I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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