Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
vagina is talking i cant
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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